I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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