I'm drive I can fine osifer
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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