why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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