Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
