we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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