YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The beer is more important than you right now.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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