i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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