i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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