my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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