i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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