Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I see more hoeing in ur future
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