And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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