So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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