I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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