No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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