this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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