He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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