We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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