I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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