Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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