my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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