she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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