So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
someone owes me an orgasm
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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