hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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