on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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