S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I love having hate sex.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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