I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Girls should come with a carfax report
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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