I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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