you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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