Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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