soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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