Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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