New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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