Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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