East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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