a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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