what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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