What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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