i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
smell my finger.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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