i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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