I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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