I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Randomize
