Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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