awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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