Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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