They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I pour the whiskey from now on
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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