I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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