Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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