He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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