Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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